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Post by Chonat on Apr 1, 2008 16:39:08 GMT -5
Writing a love song to a girl I like, her parents saw it and freaked out >.<
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Post by Patsee on Apr 2, 2008 0:56:07 GMT -5
Hey, it's good to see you back. And hey, you shoudn't be that embarassed. You were just showing her in your own way how you felt about her, and if her parents don't have the stomach to digest it, thats their problem. So my question is, "Whats your question?"
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Post by Chonat on Apr 5, 2008 15:02:50 GMT -5
My question is, whats your question?
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Post by Vanaria on Apr 14, 2008 22:20:09 GMT -5
Why does calculus have to be so hard?
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Post by Chonat on Apr 17, 2008 16:41:10 GMT -5
It aint ifin ya gots a calculator
Do you like pie?
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Post by Vanaria on May 6, 2008 0:44:11 GMT -5
not r^2. but I do enjoy cherry...
salad or soup?
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Post by Airedar on May 8, 2008 17:59:53 GMT -5
Such a question can be answered in one way
And with one thing.
A gnomish pasta wafer. (or a crushed plate of spaghetti)
my question is... If a section of fence is twenty paces long with the parallel section of the same length and the perpendicular section twice as long.... What key will open the door?
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Post by Vanaria on May 12, 2008 12:55:19 GMT -5
The red one?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
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Post by Airedar on May 12, 2008 15:29:30 GMT -5
To answer my own question, no... a skeleton key.
To answer yours...
There is only one awnser...
Such a question can be answered in one way
And with one thing.
A gnomish pasta wafer. (or a crushed plate of spaghetti)
My second question is...
What is the average velocity of the African swallow?
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Post by Ivras on May 13, 2008 17:11:52 GMT -5
-3.4 mph *man comes up and whispers something to Ivras* "What!" shouted Ivras "What do you mean Phil doesn't count as a normal African swallow? Just because he is retarded and flies backwards is not a good reason!"
My question: Why did the gorrila cross the road?
If firgure that out, why did the monkey cross the road?
If you have gotten this far, good job. Last question:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck like Chuck Norris?
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Post by Airedar on May 13, 2008 17:15:15 GMT -5
First question: There was a big banana!
Second Question: The gorrrilla raped Rhino's mom, and he want's payback.
Third Question: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck like Chuck Norris.
My question: What is nature's Rube Goldberg Machine?
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Post by Ivras on May 13, 2008 17:19:54 GMT -5
Wrong... Say the answers quickly for it to be funny... Or confusing...
Question 1:The gorrila was criminally insane and went to the other side to throw the old lady onto the road who was then hit by the icecream truck playing *insert icecream truck music here*
Question 2: The monkey threw the gorrila onto the road who was then hit by the icecream truck playing *insert truck backing up beeps*
Question 3: YOU LOOKED AT MY SIGNIATURE!
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Post by Airedar on May 13, 2008 17:32:41 GMT -5
Awnser:
if a tree is felled in the forest, falls, hits a rock, is bounced off, hits a log, sends that log into movement, continues rolling, falls off a cliff, hits a boulder, which hits another boulder, which hits ANOTHER boulder,. which causes an avalanch, while the lother log does the same thing, and the avalanch barrles into Stormwind, destroying the etier city, and the whole thing comes down and hits Healemup/Firstt on the head, then he dies, Does anyone hear it?
What if it was silenced?
And what do you get from all this? natures Rube Goldberg Machine! Yup!
Who is the leader of the Titans?
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Post by Ivras on May 13, 2008 17:33:06 GMT -5
Photosynithis or whatever its called? Making the plant sugar thing?
Here is a riddle: The police hear that a man just murdered someone. They go to the murder site and see a policeman, a fireman, and a construction worker. Who was the worker and how did they find out with no physical or verbal clues. They didn't have any weapons.
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Post by Airedar on May 13, 2008 17:37:27 GMT -5
Well...
No wepons.
They go to the scene...
The worker....
The worker..
Is the one with the Hard Hat.
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Post by Ivras on May 13, 2008 17:45:16 GMT -5
Firstt would hear it before impact.
You are very silly! It makes no difference. If you cast "silence" on a boulder, nothing will happen for it has no spells to cast.
Question to my answer: Only the worker was a man. The others were women.
New question: A man falls through a man hole. He finds himself in a room with 4 doors. The doors are all the same. One leads to the man's greatest dreams. The others lead to his worst nightmares. He goes through the dream door. How does he find out which door leads to his dreams?
This is an easy one.
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Post by Airedar on May 13, 2008 17:54:30 GMT -5
By a 25% chance, and a lot of obscure luck, the door he choose was the dream door. Thus, he had no need to check the others. Finnally, You lucky bastard of a man!
Who was the sixth president of the US?
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Post by Ivras on May 13, 2008 18:28:27 GMT -5
Answer to mine: the other doors were locked
Answer to yours: John Quincy Adams
New riddle: A man jumps out the window of a 20-story building. He survives. How?
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Post by Chonat on May 15, 2008 6:42:17 GMT -5
My time spent on the OT finnally has it's uses! He did a BARREL ROLL
booya I win.
What is the longest word in the normal dictionary?
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Post by Ivras on May 15, 2008 20:07:46 GMT -5
Barrel Roll??? He jumped from the first floor window...
Answer: antidisestablishmentarianism
New question: Where is the king of stormwind? (the father of the little kid in the keep)
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